Pfft!  I got binders of women to do that for me.

admiralmpj:

Memo to Mitt Romney: Believe it or not.  Not everyone works for you.

newsweek:

We’ve got exclusive footage that reveals how Paul Ryan has been helping Mitt Romney prepare for tonight’s debate.

gifhound:

The DNC released a new microsite this morning: RomneyTaxPlan.com. 

Good luck getting the details.

oneluv918:

Last Thursday, Stephen Colbert had brilliant segment of Formidable Opponent, where he debated himself about Mitt Romney’s positions.  And in it, there was one key question he asked which lays to waste Romney’s entire tax proposal.

RED-TIE STEPHEN: OK, Stephen, voters respond to authenticity.  So Mitt’s clear victory in the first debate proves his new moderate values are the real ones.

BLUE-TIE STEPHEN: You are adorable!  (in voice parents make to babies)  Who got sucked in by Romney?  You did!

RED-TIE STEPHEN: No I didn’t.

BLUE-TIE STEPHEN: Yes you did!

RED-TIE STEPHEN: Knock it off.

BLUE-TIE STEPHEN: Who doesn’t like when I talk like this?  You don’t!

RED-TIE STEPHEN: Hey, if anyone fell for it, it’s you hardliners when you nominated Mitt.  I mean, for Pete’s sake, he gave us Romneycare, the inspiration for Obamacare!

BLUE-TIE STEPHEN: Which he will repeal and replace.

RED-TIE STEPHEN: With more Romneycare.

BLUE-TIE STEPHEN: Which he leaves up to the individual states.  And I am sure Mississippi will step right up to the plate.

RED-TIE STEPHEN: Hey, he is looking out for the middle class.

BLUE-TIE STEPHEN: He’s promising a 20% tax cut for the top 1%.

RED-TIE STEPHEN: Ah, but he’s also promising to close their tax loopholes, so they’ll still pay the same amount.

BLUE-TIE STEPHEN: Then… why cut their taxes?

Because a black guy already has the hardest job in the world…

A special “thanks” to the Man in the Invisible Chair from Kal Penn.

America, once you watch this video, you’ll understand why President Obama can’t do it alone.  Why we NEED your help.  Why we need you out there, MAKING PHONE CALLS, KNOCKING ON DOORS…

…because if we rely on those two guys…Barack’s in trouble.

The Mitt Romney Campaign Biography that they probably should have shown at the Republican Convention.

In case you missed it, in case you want to watch it again, in case you want to simulate the effects of having a lot of alcohol (without actually drinking), we present to you, Clint Eastwood’s entire nonsensical “Chair” speech.